The Rambling Jew: Wandering through the desert of his mind Issue#1

Remember kids, on a scale of one to awesome, I'm drunk or high
Hello my Blog Bitches,
Yes I am Polish. Yes I am Jewish. And Yes I am 6'2". Wanna Make Out? Oh, a bit forward? I apologize. Perhaps I should tell you a little more about myself first.
You can call me Ben, Ben Jewnobi. I am a Native Ohioan, and I currently attend the beautiful Ohio University. Most of my Jewish ramblings here on the blog will be under the influence of alcohol. Sweet sweet alcohol. Going to the Ohio University automatically makes you a borderline alcoholic, and I am not an exception to the rule. Tonight for instance was a drunken hoopla in my dorm room. The following comes to us all courtesy of the Very Sexy and very awesome Kate and Kate's Roommate.

Recipe to Get me laid Lemonade/Garbage Juice
2- 1 lb containers of Country time Powder
3-Sobe Energy Drinks
24 to 30- Cans of Light Beer
2- Bottles of Vodka (any proof will do)

Mix Vigorously in a garbage can(clean)

NOTE: THERE IS NO GARUNTEE THAT YOU WILL GET LAID IF YOU CONSUME/PREPARE THIS BEVERAGE, BUT IT CAN'T HURT YOUR CHANCES.

Along with this delicious concoction I have been steadily consuming Miller High Life: The Champaign of beers. This beer comes highly recommended by myself and the Twomey family. This type of drinking can be expected before all of my posts, so they should all be moderately hilarious, when at all coherent.
Now I will continue on to my likes and dislikes. I like drugs, alcohol, and hot people. I enjoy the music of Barenaked Ladies. I love play the guitar and sing in the nude. I dislike Liberals and Moderate Republicans. I hate Environmentalists, animals, the poor, and the ugly. If you are awesome and meet 65% the likes criteria I will now allow you to make out with me. My Email should be added to the Blog shortly, naked pictures are always accepted.
Shalom,
Jewnobi

Coming Attractions!

You can count of me kicking your ASS... in the FACE! Holy shit sorry about the wait. Veritas is sick and I have been ultra busy. I don't even have enough time to enjoy shitting anymore. In between working thirty+ hours a week plus taking eighteen credit hours at school I just haven't had time to sit down and write. However just as I brought you readers the enigma that is Veritas I bring you someone bigger, more hairy, more polish, and way more Jewish. I bring you Ben Jewnobi. Ben is a buddy of Veritas and I's who also played in a band with yours truly, called "6'2 Jew & Crew" which after everyone but he and I quit the band we renamed to "Canada's Finest". Ben will be gracing us with sporadic ramblings about God only knows what. He messaged me early this week requesting that I allow him to post because he needs "something to do when drunk". These writings will be appropriately titled, The Rambling Jew: Wandering through the desert of his mind I have big plans for the site as soon I can get all of them finished. Also, I have been writing out posts/stories on paper during some of my lectures but just haven't have time to type them hopefully I will find some time to do that this weekend. Most likely Sunday as I work 10 hours tomorrow, and 7 on Saturday followed by immediatly heading out of town for the rest of the night. So Sunday, on the day of rest I will not be resting. I will rise again. Mark my words Blogosphere, I WILL RETURN!